Allah forbids batting cages, putt putt, and go karts for islamic females. Says burkas and live axles do not mix. Fatwa incoming against Briggs & Stratton. Jihadists said to be pouring sugar into gas tanks of lawn equipment worldwide. News at eleven.
Edna was right. No capes!
I’m gonna walk downtown and eat lunch at the Indian place. Then I think I’ll hit the music store. One of my guit-fiddles needs a new set of strangs.
Have a nice day, pinheads.